I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Randomize
