My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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