ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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