i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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