When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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