I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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