I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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