Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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