Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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