And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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