Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You dont lie about slip and slides
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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