My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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