Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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