I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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