Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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