only if we run a train.
done.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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