I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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