: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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