Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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