She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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