Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
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