Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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