I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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