i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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