i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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