I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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