Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Randomize
