What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
