And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
3pm strippers are depressing
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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