Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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