i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You were trust falling into bushes
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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