What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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