is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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