Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Boobs speak an international language.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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