it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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