yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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