I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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