too bad you live with your parents still
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he fucked my hip out of place.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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