it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
