big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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