I got chris browned last night
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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