Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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