He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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