just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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