Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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