batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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