That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
