it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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