Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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