were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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