names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
His hands were made for my vagina.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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