no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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