Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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