I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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