3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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